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(man on TV)
'Stay tuned for tonight's
classic heavyweight fight.'

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'The Thrilla in Manila,
up next.'

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Yo, Dirk, remember
back in the day

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when they used to call me
the master jabber, huh?

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‐ It was the jibber‐jabber, bro.
‐ Oh.

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‐ Hey, Jonelle.
‐ 'Mm‐hmm.'

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Taste
my tofu meatball casserole

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and tell me
if it needs anything.

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‐ Go on.
‐ Mm.

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I just think...flavor.

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Crazy. Hey, everybody, eat up.

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Tia, if you want us to leave,
just ask.

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You didn't have to threaten us
with a casserole.

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[doorbell rings]

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Ah.

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‐ Dad!
‐ Hey, what's up, big fella?

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‐ 'Oh, hey, y'all.'
‐ Hey, how you doin'?

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Oh, oh, Bobby,
no running in the house.

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Hey, hey, hey,
he can run in this house.

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How about you stop runnin'..

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...your mouth? Hey, Tia.

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Neesee, think of a comeback
in the car and call him, right?

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Come on, we're gonna be late
for the auto show, girl. Come‐‐

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Oh, you in the market for a car?

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No, I'm in the market for a man

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who could buy me a car.

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Oh, good luck.

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The only women that men
check out at the auto shows

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are the ones with the bikinis
and high heels on

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that's draped all over the car,
right, bro, like this.

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‐ Yeah, like this.
‐ Oh, could you cut it out?

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Ah, so you see me
at the auto show then, right?

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‐ Daddy, are these for me?
‐ Yeah.

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I figured you could play with
these while we watched a fight.

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Robert, you know
boxing is too violent.

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Actually,
that's a common misconception.

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You know, my dad used to box
in the navy.

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You know, and he taught me that
boxing is a game of strategy.

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You know, like, chess. Yeah.

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Yeah, if you're gonna hit
somebody over the head

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with a chessboard.

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Look, Neesee, Tia's right.

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Boxing is not only a sport,
it's entertainment now.

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That's right, that's why
your boy is interviewing

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"Sugar" Shane Mosley
on his show this week.

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You know, some of the biggest
pay‐per‐view events

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on TV are boxing matches.

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See, and this one right here,
this is perfect

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because it's a legendary match.

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This fight right here
made history.

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History.
And both fighters were black.

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So that makes it..

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‐ Black history!
‐ Black history!

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And Ali is such a smart fighter.

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He took Frazier out
with eight rights.

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‐ Eight right hands.
‐ No.

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Actually,
it was nine right hands.

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‐ Nigga dig in nine right hands.
‐ Nine right hands.

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Okay, okay, okay. Don't woo me
with all the sports trivia.

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You know I don't like fighting.

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Good. Then you'll leave
without a struggle.

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See ya. Come on, girl.

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♪ Often I wish that
we could take the time to see ♪

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♪ The need there is to be
a family yeah ♪

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♪ 'Cause it's all of us
sometimes it can be rough ♪

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♪ Time and seasons change
but we will still remain ♪

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♪ It's just all of us ♪
♪ It's just all of us ♪

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♪ It's just all of us ♪
♪ It's just all of us ♪♪♪

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‐ Oh, no!
‐ No!

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And down goes Frazier!

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[chanting]
Ali, bomaye! Ali, bomaye!

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Ali, bomaye! Ali..

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‐ I move like a butterfly.
‐ Sting like a bee.

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(both)
Rumble, young man, rumble.

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[screaming]

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Yeah, that is right, Joe. You
were smokin', now you chokin'.

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You had to hoop,
but you got hooked.

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Your jaw was glassed
and he whooped your ass!

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[laughs]
That's why it's a rub‐a‐dub,
baby, ah!

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And, hey, by the way

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Ali, bomaye,
that's from Ali and Foreman

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Rumble In The Jungle.

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What? Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

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Did other people had commentary

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they wanted to share
with the group?

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Uh, they gonna stop smokin'
any time soon?

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Hey, Dirk, let's teach Bobby
how to box.

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Oh, okay, well,
I guess it's about bedtime.

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Here, girl, let me give you
your mail before I forget.

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‐ Here.
‐ Thank you.

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Uh, Jonelle,
this stuff is weeks old.

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And, by the way, where are my
"Essence" and "Vibe" magazines?

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I haven't finished
reading those yet.

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‐ Jonelle!
‐ What?

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Uh, you know,
since I've sublet your apartment

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this whole thing
where I deliver your mail

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it's a tad bit inconvenient
for me. Okay, cha‐cha?

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Clearly, you need to fill out
a change of address form, okay?

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Gotta go, love ya. Bye, guys.

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‐ Peace to you.
‐ Bye.

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Oh. "Past due?"

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"Pay rent or quit."

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Baby, I can't believe it.
Jonelle is late on her rent.

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You mean, your rent.

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I warned you not to sublet
your place to a friend.

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Dad, dad, look at me.
I'm the greatest!

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Nah, you look like a crazy boy
running from bees.

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Let me show you how it's done.

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You gotta get your custom model
peekaboo, see?

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So, look, you got your jab.

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Right? You got your uppercut.

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And then you got your cross.

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Oh!

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You got your dad..

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...right in his tofu meatballs.

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[chuckles]
Alright, Bobby.

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Alright, that's my little man
breaking it down.

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You've got my rhythm.

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I'm the greatest.

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And you got my personality too.

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Reggie, can you hold the pillow
for me like this?

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‐ Hmph!
‐ Hey, you punch too hard.

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‐ What are you doing?
‐ We're having fun.

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There's nothing fun
about punching my good pillows.

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But I'm Ali
and no one greater than me.

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[scoffs]
Well, I'm your mama
and I'm ending this drama.

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My name is Reggie.
I don't like this, this..

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Oh, man,
nothing rhymes with Reggie.

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Uh‐huh? Wedgie.

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‐ Just shut up.
‐ You shut up.

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[grunts]

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Ooh! Oh, my vase.

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I mean, babies..

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...what are you doing?

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You went from my good pillow
to my good vase.

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And for future reference,
everything in here is good.

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He started it.

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[squeals]

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Well, you know better.

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‐ No, I don't.
‐ Well, you're about to.

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Both of you
ought to get a time out.

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Can I go to the bathroom first?

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Yes.

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Anh‐anh‐anh‐anh.

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But it doesn't count
as your time out.

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Shoot!

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Bobby, I'm gonna say this once.

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Fighting is wrong.

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You are never to lift your hand
against anyone.

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My daddy lets me box.

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It's more fun over there.

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Well, you're over here now.

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Then I wanna be over there.

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I wanna go and see my daddy.

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That makes two of us.

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This is "Sugar" Shane Mosley
and I'm Robert James

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Mr. LA, saying peace to you.

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(male
'And cut.'

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Oh, Shane.
That was a great interview, man.

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‐ Yeah, thanks, man.
‐ I got one more question.

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How old were you
when you first started fighting?

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‐ About five.
‐ Good answer!

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‐ That's all I wanted to hear.
‐ But, uh‐‐

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Ah! I think I hear
your town car honking.

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Good luck
with your next fight, champ.

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‐ 'Robert!'
‐ Oh, man, that's my ex‐wife.

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Good luck
on your next fight too.

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Oh, you got jokes.
You got jokes. I'll..

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Robert, I need to talk to you
for a few seconds.

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Oh, that reminds me.

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I got an appointment
with security

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to ban my ex‐wives
from the studio.

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[chuckles]
What's on your mind, Neesee?

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‐ The $75 you owe me.
‐ For what?

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For turning our son
into Baby Ali.

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He been dancing and rhyming
and punching things

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all over the house,
like my $75 vase.

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Shoot, if I knew
you paid $75 for a vase

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I would have punched you myself.

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Look, Neesee, you're trippin'.

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All I did was encourage the boy
to like a sport.

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Really? Because on the
kindergarten activity list

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I saw tetherball,
tee‐ball, kickball.

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And if it doesn't have
a ball on the end

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then it's not a sport.

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You should have seen
where he hit me.

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Look, Neesee,
you're overreacting.

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And in case you hadn't noticed,
he's a boy.

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In case you haven't noticed,
I'm his mother

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so don't tell me
what gender he is.

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I was there when he as born.

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Well, I was there too.
And I had a better view.

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How much could you see
from the floor?

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For the umpteenth time

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I was lightheaded
because I hadn't eaten dinner.

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Now, look, the boy
is with a woman half the time.

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He has to learn how to be a man
all the time.

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‐ And that's where I come in.
‐ Well, you need‐‐

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Excuse me, I, I know
this isn't any of my business‐‐

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‐ No, it's not.
‐ Sure ain't.

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But I would like to interject
that I agree with you, Neesee.

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Oh, well, yeah.
Go on, go on ahead then.

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Now my parents raised me
to believe in love, not war.

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Growing up in a commune,
we couldn't even play patty cake

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because it was too violent.

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All the parents, they considered
it a gateway activity

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that would lead
to fighting and killing

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and perhaps
even rock and roll.

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I thought you grew up
in a circus.

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No, I ran away to the circus.

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Then I was traded
to a carnival for a freak.

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Thank you, Turtle. Thank you.

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[chuckles]

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I, I still agree
with Neesee though.

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♪ Yay yay‐hee ♪♪♪

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Look, Neesee,
I think you're overreacting.

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I'm trying to raise a man here,
not a wimp.

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Well, I'm trying to raise a son,
not a bully.

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Well, fine, you do what
you wanna do in your house

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I'll do what I wanna do with
my son in my house, alright?

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He's still my son
when he's in your house.

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And I still don't agree with you
teaching him to fight.

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Yeah, well, I don't agree
with you teaching him

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all the names of the malls.

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Look, Neesee, just because
the boy is learning how to box

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doesn't mean he's gonna fight.

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‐ Your mama.
‐ Your mama.

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‐ Your mama's mama.
‐ Your auntie.

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Your auntie's mama.

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My auntie's mama is the same
person as my mama's mama.

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Okay, then grandmama then.

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That's still the same person,
Reggie.

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Ugh!

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Nice coat. Is that new?

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‐ Yeah, it is. Thanks.
‐ Looks expensive.

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Must have cost as much as,
oh, I don't know, rent?

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What are you talkin' about?

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That pay‐rent‐or‐quit notice.

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‐ Oh. You got that.
‐ Uh‐huh.

241
00:11:10,029 --> 00:11:13,265
Oh, see, I was trying
to take care of that myself.

242
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,301
I know you can afford the rent
because you make what I make

243
00:11:16,335 --> 00:11:18,103
and I paid the rent there
with no problems.

244
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:20,906
Yeah, you're right. I can afford
to pay it, no problem.

245
00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:23,943
But I'm not. Not until
my landlord fixes my dryer

246
00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:25,745
my toilet and my leaky pipes.

247
00:11:25,778 --> 00:11:28,013
Alright,
so when is he gonna fix it?

248
00:11:28,047 --> 00:11:29,682
He said not until we pay.

249
00:11:29,715 --> 00:11:32,284
You really need to kind of
stop saying we, okay?

250
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,986
Because you're the one
who owes the money.

251
00:11:34,019 --> 00:11:35,988
Look, he doesn't make it easy.

252
00:11:36,021 --> 00:11:37,189
Every time I see him
in the courtyard

253
00:11:37,222 --> 00:11:39,124
he's always giving me
the evil eye.

254
00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:42,261
Jonelle,
the man has a glass eye.

255
00:11:43,262 --> 00:11:45,330
Oh. Oh.

256
00:11:45,364 --> 00:11:47,867
‐ So you're gonna pay it, right?
‐ No, wrong!

257
00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:50,703
No. I don't care if he has
a wooden leg with a hook.

258
00:11:50,736 --> 00:11:53,172
I'm not paying it
until he fixes it.

259
00:11:54,239 --> 00:11:55,340
End of argument.

260
00:11:55,374 --> 00:11:56,909
[children shouting]

261
00:11:56,942 --> 00:11:59,344
‐ God!
‐ Oh, my God!

262
00:11:59,378 --> 00:12:01,747
Teacher!

263
00:12:01,781 --> 00:12:04,416
(Tia)
Hey, stop it. Stop it.
Get off. Reggie, get off him!

264
00:12:04,449 --> 00:12:06,886
Stop that.
Bobby, are you alright?

265
00:12:06,919 --> 00:12:09,989
No. I'm not the greatest.

266
00:12:14,093 --> 00:12:15,828
[bell rings]

267
00:12:18,898 --> 00:12:21,266
Hey, babe.

268
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:23,268
Turtle left me a note,
said you wanted to have

269
00:12:23,302 --> 00:12:25,805
a meeting in the classroom.

270
00:12:25,838 --> 00:12:28,007
Where we at? Up over here?

271
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,809
No, baby, come back. Come back.

272
00:12:29,842 --> 00:12:31,911
Oh, right here, huh?

273
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:37,016
I gotta tell you something,
alright

274
00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:39,318
and I don't want you
to blame yourself or me.

275
00:12:39,351 --> 00:12:43,055
‐ Are you‐‐
‐ No. No.

276
00:12:43,088 --> 00:12:44,990
Bobby got in a fight today
with Reggie.

277
00:12:45,024 --> 00:12:47,827
‐ Oh, that's awful.
‐ Yeah.

278
00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,394
‐ Did he win?
‐ Robert!

279
00:12:52,932 --> 00:12:54,133
Dad!

280
00:12:59,004 --> 00:13:00,239
Oh.

281
00:13:05,277 --> 00:13:07,079
[doorbell rings]

282
00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:13,786
Hey, where you guys been?

283
00:13:13,819 --> 00:13:15,054
And what's up
with the sunglasses?

284
00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,455
We're the men in black.

285
00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:20,025
♪ And we're ba‐a‐a‐ack ♪♪♪

286
00:13:20,059 --> 00:13:22,061
Okay, enough fun and games.

287
00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:23,996
You're inside.
Take off the sunglasses.

288
00:13:24,029 --> 00:13:26,398
Grandma gets to wear sunglasses
inside.

289
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,167
Grandma has cataracts.

290
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,169
Hey, grandma's got a cat?

291
00:13:30,202 --> 00:13:31,537
I thought she was allergic.

292
00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:35,474
‐ Robert, what's going on?
‐ Nothing.

293
00:13:35,508 --> 00:13:38,110
Look at him. He's so cute.

294
00:13:38,143 --> 00:13:40,112
Lookin' like Little Stevie.

295
00:13:40,145 --> 00:13:44,349
[chuckles]
You know,
grandma loved Little Stevie.

296
00:13:44,383 --> 00:13:47,019
[Robert laughing]

297
00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:48,320
Yeah.

298
00:13:49,922 --> 00:13:52,825
"Fingertips Part II." Shoot.

299
00:13:52,858 --> 00:13:56,128
You know what,
we need to get Bobby a piano.

300
00:13:56,161 --> 00:13:57,262
Hey, Bobby,
why don't you go to your room

301
00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:59,031
while we decide
your musical future?

302
00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:01,000
Okay.

303
00:14:01,033 --> 00:14:05,037
Dad, when I'm in my room,
can I take off my sunglasses?

304
00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:06,471
‐ Sure, son.
‐ Good.

305
00:14:06,506 --> 00:14:09,008
Because it's starting to hurt
my black eye.

306
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,111
Your, y‐y‐your black what?

307
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:14,313
He said his black thigh.
His black thigh.

308
00:14:14,346 --> 00:14:17,082
Hey, look,
I'm gonna leave y'all to..

309
00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:19,519
Oh, my God, you're hurt.

310
00:14:19,552 --> 00:14:22,054
What happened?
Oh, whoa, whoa, ha‐ha‐ha.

311
00:14:22,087 --> 00:14:25,357
‐ Huh?
‐ Robert, what happened?

312
00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:29,361
Um, what ha‐happened was

313
00:14:29,394 --> 00:14:33,365
um, he, he, like, sort of got
into a fight with Reggie.

314
00:14:33,398 --> 00:14:36,035
‐ Bobby, go to your room.
‐ I tried.

315
00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:38,037
Don't back‐talk me.

316
00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:40,339
Just so you know,
it's not my fault.

317
00:14:40,372 --> 00:14:42,608
I know, it's your father's.

318
00:14:42,642 --> 00:14:44,176
Look, Neesee,
if you're looking for an apology

319
00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:45,578
you're not getting it.

320
00:14:45,611 --> 00:14:47,513
Now I'm sorry
that the boy's got a black eye

321
00:14:47,547 --> 00:14:49,114
'but I'm not sorry he fought.'

322
00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:52,084
Little boys need to know
how to fight.

323
00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:54,219
Now if you want, when I pick him
up to take him to school

324
00:14:54,253 --> 00:14:56,522
in the morning, I'll have him
apologize to Reggie.

325
00:14:56,556 --> 00:15:00,125
No. Bobby and I are going over
to Alex's right now.

326
00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:01,661
Lord knows
what Reggie looks like.

327
00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:04,897
Yeah. He's probably
jacked up, right?

328
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:06,966
H‐his face probably look like‐‐

329
00:15:06,999 --> 00:15:09,569
Robert, Robert,
this isn't funny.

330
00:15:09,602 --> 00:15:12,071
No wonder Alex didn't return
my phone call.

331
00:15:12,104 --> 00:15:14,139
She must be livid.

332
00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:15,675
Alright, look,
is there anything I could do?

333
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:18,544
No, you have done enough.
Why don't you just leave?

334
00:15:18,578 --> 00:15:20,646
[scoffs]
Why did I know
you was gonna say that?

335
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,015
You are so predictable, Neesee.

336
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:26,151
Oh, really, Nostra‐dumbass?

337
00:15:26,185 --> 00:15:28,554
Then you must have
predicted this right here.

338
00:15:35,995 --> 00:15:38,263
Okay, T,
look at those big bold words.

339
00:15:38,297 --> 00:15:39,999
"Paid in full."

340
00:15:40,032 --> 00:15:42,267
Alright.
He finally fixed everything.

341
00:15:42,301 --> 00:15:44,203
No, he didn't fix anything.

342
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,672
But I realized something
very important.

343
00:15:46,706 --> 00:15:48,140
Our friendship means more to me

344
00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:50,042
than dry clothes
and a working toilet.

345
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:53,245
Jonelle, that is the sweetest
thing you've ever said to me.

346
00:15:53,278 --> 00:15:54,580
But, girl,
you didn't have to come

347
00:15:54,614 --> 00:15:56,181
all the way over here
and tell me that.

348
00:15:56,215 --> 00:15:57,449
You could have just called
and told me that.

349
00:15:57,482 --> 00:16:01,453
Yeah, well,
I needed to dry my clothes.

350
00:16:01,486 --> 00:16:03,589
And I gotta use the toilet.
Excuse me.

351
00:16:08,628 --> 00:16:11,296
Get that cottage cheese
out the refrigerator.

352
00:16:12,732 --> 00:16:14,600
‐ No, you didn't.
‐ Looks like I did.

353
00:16:14,634 --> 00:16:16,301
[groaning]

354
00:16:16,335 --> 00:16:17,336
[sighs]

355
00:16:17,369 --> 00:16:19,572
‐ Come on.
‐ Hello.

356
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:21,974
In here.

357
00:16:22,007 --> 00:16:25,678
Alex, I'm so sorry
and so is Bobby about the fight.

358
00:16:25,711 --> 00:16:29,414
Yeah.
Uh, fight? W‐what fight?

359
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:32,351
[gasps]
Oh, my God!

360
00:16:32,384 --> 00:16:35,655
The one he had with Reggie.
How's he doing?

361
00:16:35,688 --> 00:16:37,156
I'll go out
and play with the dog.

362
00:16:37,189 --> 00:16:39,024
At least
that heifer likes to run.

363
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:42,728
Reggie, get in here!

364
00:16:42,762 --> 00:16:45,497
‐ Did you have a fight today?
‐ I wouldn't call it a fight.

365
00:16:45,531 --> 00:16:46,732
Oh, really?
What would you call it?

366
00:16:46,766 --> 00:16:48,601
Quick and funny.

367
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:51,203
Reggie, do not be rude.
You already beat him up today.

368
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,641
Baby, what happened?

369
00:16:55,675 --> 00:16:57,442
You told me not to fight.

370
00:16:57,476 --> 00:17:00,580
So when Reggie hit me,
I didn't hit him back.

371
00:17:00,613 --> 00:17:03,115
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry.

372
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,784
‐ I'm not.
‐ Shut up.

373
00:17:04,817 --> 00:17:06,686
‐ Just stop it.
‐ Just stop it.

374
00:17:08,253 --> 00:17:09,589
Now did you get hurt today?

375
00:17:09,622 --> 00:17:12,725
Only my hand.
Bobby has a rock for a head.

376
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,428
You keep it up
and you're gonna wish

377
00:17:16,461 --> 00:17:18,363
you had a rock for a bottom.

378
00:17:25,638 --> 00:17:28,073
‐ Hey, dad.
‐ Hey, what's up, big fella?

379
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:33,112
Can I have some milk
and cookies?

380
00:17:33,145 --> 00:17:35,280
‐ Yes.
‐ No.

381
00:17:35,314 --> 00:17:38,183
How about one cookie
and a half glass of milk?

382
00:17:38,217 --> 00:17:40,152
‐ No.
‐ Yes.

383
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,220
[scoffs]

384
00:17:43,455 --> 00:17:45,390
Forget it,
I'll just have a carrot.

385
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:50,530
‐ Hey there, Bobby.
‐ Oh, Tia, I'm glad you're here.

386
00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:52,264
I actually wanna talk
to both of y'all.

387
00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:53,799
‐ Oh, sure.
‐ Hey, Neesee, look.

388
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:57,336
‐ I already apologized once‐‐
‐ Robert, I was wrong.

389
00:17:57,369 --> 00:18:00,239
‐ Say what?
‐ I was wrong.

390
00:18:00,272 --> 00:18:01,541
Baby, did she just say
she was wrong?

391
00:18:01,574 --> 00:18:03,308
She did.

392
00:18:03,342 --> 00:18:05,444
‐ Go get the camcorder.
‐ Come on.

393
00:18:05,477 --> 00:18:08,280
I'm not saying
into no camcorder.

394
00:18:08,313 --> 00:18:10,215
I was wrong.

395
00:18:10,249 --> 00:18:13,452
The fight that Bobby had
wasn't his fault or your fault.

396
00:18:13,485 --> 00:18:15,120
He got a black eye
because of me.

397
00:18:15,154 --> 00:18:16,689
Because of you?

398
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:19,058
Baby, let her confess.

399
00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:23,563
[clears throat]

400
00:18:23,596 --> 00:18:25,297
Bobby didn't fight back
at school today

401
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:28,400
because I told him not to hit
anyone or anything.

402
00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:31,504
I sent him out there
like a declawed cat.

403
00:18:31,537 --> 00:18:33,673
And I think
we should explain to him

404
00:18:33,706 --> 00:18:35,808
when it is and isn't okay
to fight.

405
00:18:35,841 --> 00:18:37,476
Well, maybe you two
need to explain it

406
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:40,479
to yourselves first because..

407
00:18:40,513 --> 00:18:42,481
You know, I'm just gonna go.

408
00:18:42,515 --> 00:18:46,218
‐ No, no. I want you to stay.
‐ Okay.

409
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,720
I think Bobby's confused

410
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,722
because there's different rules
in each house.

411
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:51,891
Yeah, well,
I'm sure there's something

412
00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:54,159
we can all agree on, you know?

413
00:18:54,193 --> 00:18:55,695
Like, no feet on the furniture.

414
00:18:55,728 --> 00:18:58,531
Oh, yes, I agree with that rule.
Mm‐hmm.

415
00:18:58,564 --> 00:19:01,166
Okay, okay, okay, I get it,
but you have to stop

416
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,535
letting him stay up
past his bedtime.

417
00:19:02,568 --> 00:19:05,404
Yeah, that is a problem
because then he gets up

418
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,640
too early and then he wants
to have some kind of junkie food

419
00:19:07,673 --> 00:19:09,909
for breakfast, then he goes
to school all sugared up and‐‐

420
00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:12,177
Tia, Tia, Tia, Tia.

421
00:19:12,211 --> 00:19:14,213
Don't make me regret
asking you to stay.

422
00:19:16,549 --> 00:19:18,918
So now we both need to agree

423
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:21,521
that he never fights
unless he's defending himself.

424
00:19:21,554 --> 00:19:23,556
So can he still spar with me?

425
00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:27,259
‐ Yeah.
‐ Aww.

426
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,295
Look at all of us
cooperating and everything.

427
00:19:30,329 --> 00:19:32,131
Oh, this is just beautiful.

428
00:19:34,233 --> 00:19:36,769
I finished my carrot.
Can I go watch TV now?

429
00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:38,838
‐ Yes.
‐ No.

430
00:19:38,871 --> 00:19:40,740
‐ No.
‐ Yes.

431
00:19:40,773 --> 00:19:44,376
Forget it.
I'll just go do my homework.

432
00:19:44,409 --> 00:19:45,778
‐ Good idea.
‐ Good idea.

433
00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:55,454
[indistinct chatter]

434
00:19:57,222 --> 00:19:58,323
Yeah.

435
00:19:59,925 --> 00:20:01,527
‐ Your mama.
‐ Your mama!

436
00:20:01,561 --> 00:20:02,862
Your mama's mama.

437
00:20:02,895 --> 00:20:05,330
‐ Your auntie!
‐ Your auntie's mama.

438
00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:08,601
My auntie's mama is the same
person as my mama's mama.

439
00:20:08,634 --> 00:20:10,335
Alright, well,
then your grandmama.

440
00:20:10,369 --> 00:20:12,437
Still the same person,
"Sugar" Shane.

441
00:20:12,471 --> 00:20:13,973
[grunts]

442
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:15,975
I'm out of here.

443
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,611
Shane, come back!

444
00:20:19,879 --> 00:20:22,648
Shane, don't go!

445
00:20:24,784 --> 00:20:26,418
Bye, Shane!

446
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:33,425
[theme music]